The ten commandments

1. Stories give life meaning. Yes, even the jokes about rabbits. (Ask me sometime, I know the best ones)

2. The universe seems to fucking love you. Or at least is mildly entertained by watching its poor protagonist go.

3. It doesn’t matter what it is, but what you can convince them it is. Style over substance.

3 ½. Don’t believe anything unless it has been proven by a team of soviet scientists. Sources or didn’t happen.

4. Things aren’t worth doing unless you can take them too far. 

5. Love aggressively. Violently. Adore and ravish. Make them bow down before your acts of kindness and compassion.

6. Cheerfully disrespect all forms of authority.

7. You don’t have any idea what you are doing and/or are vibrating with anxiety? Good. Go on.

8. Say ‘No, thank you’. Opposition creates diversity. Diversity creates progress.

9. When in doubt smile, watch Kung Fu Panda or go to the sea. 

10. If adventure games are anything to go by, sometimes combining the cell phone with the chicken is the best way to get you out of the rut. Don’t be chained to logic and order, is what I’m saying.